1
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
--Nobel > no bell ベルがないから、ノックした
2
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
--Luke >Look at  覗き穴から見て誰だかわかって
3
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
--Figs > Fix  ドアを直して、動かない
4
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!
--Annie > Anything  あなたができれば、私もできる
5 
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
-- Cow says who  牛はふーとなく? いや、モーだ
6
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
--Hal > How   ドアを開けないとわからないよぉ
7 
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
--Alice > All   All is fair in love and war.「愛と戦争はなんでもあり」という諺にかけている
8
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
--Honey be > Honey, be a dear. お願いなの、それをくださいな
9
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
--Says who > Says you「言っているのはお前だけ」の返事Says me 「僕が言っているから本当」
10
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
-- A little old lady who >yodelのように聞こえる。アリルオイラディフー
11
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
--Euripides >You ripped these  君が服を破った。弁償して
12
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.
--Snow > It’s no use  無駄だよ、冗談は終わり
13
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
--Hawaii who >How are you?と聞くので、I’m good.
14
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!
--Woo who >Woo Hoo 「やったー」
15
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
--Orange > Aren’t  私をいれてくれないの?
16
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!
--Who who > Hoo hoo フクロウの鳴き声になった
17
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrow something.
--Anita > I need to  いれてよ! 借りたいものがあるの。
18
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
--Water > What are  冗談を言って何してんの? 他にすることはないの?
19
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
--Leaf > Leave  ほっといて
20
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?
--Annie > Any  とれあえず、入れて
21
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
--Nana > None  None of your business. 君には関係ない。
22
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?
--Canoe > Can you  今出て来れる?
23
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran here. I’m tired!
--Iran > I ran 走ってきたから、疲れた
24
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Dozens > Does  誰か入れてくれる人いないの?
25
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
--Thermos > There must  あなたのところに行くのにもっと良い方法があったにちがいない。
26
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Actually, it’s to whom.
-- To who は文法的には To whom が正しい
27
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
--Lettuce > Let us  入れてよ、ここは寒い!
28
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up
--Razor > Raise your     stick up ピストル強盗  手を上げろ、これは強盗だ
29
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out!
--Police > Please  中にいれて、外は寒い!
30
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
--Etch who > Achoo  くしゃみした人に Bless you!と言う
31
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
--Stopwatch > Stop what  今してることをやめて、中に入れて
32
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
--Voodoo > Who do  自分を誰だと思っているの?
33
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Nah, I’m more into almonds.
--Cash who > Cashew   カシューナッツじゃなくて、アーモンド
34
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
--Alex > I explain  あとで説明するから
35
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so here I am!
--A herd > I heard  家に帰ったて聞いて、来たよ
36
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
--「背が低くくてドアベルを鳴らせたない人」
37
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
--Justin > Just in  ちょうど夕食の時間
38
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
--Who’s there? って覚えてないのかー、というオチ
39
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
--Abby > Happy  誕生日おめでとう
40
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!
--Leash > Least  ドアに出るくらい最低できるでしょ
41
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize! Happy birthday!
--Sue-prize > Surprise  サプライズパーティーだ
42
Knock! Knock! 
Who's there? 
Hike. 
Hike who? 
I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!
--Hike who > Haiku  俳句のことになった
43
Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Wooden shoe. 
Wooden shoe, who? 
Wooden shoe like to know!
--Wooden shoe > Wouldn’t you  知らないのかぁ
44
Knock, knock! 
Who’s there? 
Abe. 
Abe who? 
Abe CDEFJH...
--Abe > AB  アルファベットになった
45
Knock! Knock! 
Who’s there? 
Radio. 
Radio who? 
Radio not, here I come!
--Radio > Ready   Ready or not, here I come!  かくれんぼの鬼が「今から探すヨォ」
46
Knock! Knock! 
Who's there? 
Opportunity 
That's impossible. 
Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
--チャンスは一度、という言葉にかけている
47
Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Broccoli? 
Broccoli who? 
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
--ブロッコリに苗字はない、バカ
48
Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Dishes. 
Dishes who? 
Dishes the police. Open the door!
--Dishes > This is  警察だ、ドアを開けろ、と警察の定番のセリフ。
49
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
--Tank who > Thank you  Tank who がThank you に
なっているので、You’re welcome.
50
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?
*個人的に作りました。私の名は「謙哉」と言います。その「ケンヤ」とCan you をかけて、ドアを開けて、というオチにしました。