1 Knock, Knock Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel…that’s why I knocked! --Nobel > no bell ベルがないから、ノックした 2 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peep hole and find out. --Luke >Look at 覗き穴から見て誰だかわかって 3 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s not working! --Figs > Fix ドアを直して、動かない 4 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do too! --Annie > Anything あなたができれば、私もできる 5 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, a cow says mooooo! -- Cow says who 牛はふーとなく? いや、モーだ 6 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don’t open the door? --Hal > How ドアを開けないとわからないよぉ 7 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alice. Alice who? Alice fair in love and war. --Alice > All All is fair in love and war.「愛と戦争はなんでもあり」という諺にかけている 8 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get that for me please! --Honey be > Honey, be a dear. お願いなの、それをくださいな 9 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me! --Says who > Says you「言っているのはお前だけ」の返事Says me 「僕が言っているから本当」 10 Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Hey, you can yodel! -- A little old lady who >yodelのように聞こえる。アリルオイラディフー 11 Who’s there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides clothes, you pay for them! --Euripides >You ripped these 君が服を破った。弁償して 12 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. The joke is over. --Snow > It’s no use 無駄だよ、冗談は終わり 13 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m good. Hawaii you? --Hawaii who >How are you?と聞くので、I’m good. 14 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Glad you’re excited, too! --Woo who >Woo Hoo 「やったー」 15 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in? --Orange > Aren’t 私をいれてくれないの? 16 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who? I didn’t know you were an owl! --Who who > Hoo hoo フクロウの鳴き声になった 17 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Let me in! Anita borrow something. --Anita > I need to いれてよ! 借りたいものがあるの。 18 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do? --Water > What are 冗談を言って何してんの? 他にすることはないの? 19 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone! --Leaf > Leave ほっといて 20 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in? --Annie > Any とれあえず、入れて 21 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business! --Nana > None None of your business. 君には関係ない。 22 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out now? --Canoe > Can you 今出て来れる? 23 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iran. Iran who? Iran here. I’m tired! --Iran > I ran 走ってきたから、疲れた 24 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in? Dozens > Does 誰か入れてくれる人いないの? 25 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get to you. --Thermos > There must あなたのところに行くのにもっと良い方法があったにちがいない。 26 Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who? Actually, it’s to whom. -- To who は文法的には To whom が正しい 27 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! --Lettuce > Let us 入れてよ、ここは寒い! 28 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands, this is a stick up --Razor > Raise your stick up ピストル強盗 手を上げろ、これは強盗だ 29 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police let me in, it’s chilly out! --Police > Please 中にいれて、外は寒い! 30 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you! --Etch who > Achoo くしゃみした人に Bless you!と言う 31 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in! --Stopwatch > Stop what 今してることをやめて、中に入れて 32 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are? --Voodoo > Who do 自分を誰だと思っているの? 33 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? Nah, I’m more into almonds. --Cash who > Cashew カシューナッツじゃなくて、アーモンド 34 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain later! --Alex > I explain あとで説明するから 35 Knock knock. Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so here I am! --A herd > I heard 家に帰ったて聞いて、来たよ 36 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Somebody too short to ring the doorbell! --「背が低くくてドアベルを鳴らせたない人」 37 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner. --Justin > Just in ちょうど夕食の時間 38 Will you remember me in a minute? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Knock, knock. Who’s there? You didn’t remember me! --Who’s there? って覚えてないのかー、というオチ 39 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you! --Abby > Happy 誕生日おめでとう 40 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leash. Leash who? Leash you could do is answer the doorbell! --Leash > Least ドアに出るくらい最低できるでしょ 41 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sue. Sue who? Sue-prize! Happy birthday! --Sue-prize > Surprise サプライズパーティーだ 42 Knock! Knock! Who's there? Hike. Hike who? I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry! --Hike who > Haiku 俳句のことになった 43 Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe, who? Wooden shoe like to know! --Wooden shoe > Wouldn’t you 知らないのかぁ 44 Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abe. Abe who? Abe CDEFJH... --Abe > AB アルファベットになった 45 Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come! --Radio > Ready Ready or not, here I come! かくれんぼの鬼が「今から探すヨォ」 46 Knock! Knock! Who's there? Opportunity That's impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice! --チャンスは一度、という言葉にかけている 47 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broccoli? Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly. --ブロッコリに苗字はない、バカ 48 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police. Open the door! --Dishes > This is 警察だ、ドアを開けろ、と警察の定番のセリフ。 49 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome. --Tank who > Thank you Tank who がThank you に なっているので、You’re welcome.
50 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya open the door? *個人的に作りました。私の名は「謙哉」と言います。その「ケンヤ」とCan you をかけて、ドアを開けて、というオチにしました。